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Errrr….Level 10,000 of friends? You can laugh at ANYTHING, and go through ANYTHING, and still be awesome buds. What sayest thou?
I know a guy who shaves his legs. Weird.
Snippits of Wee Wee’s comical E-mail:
You know what is a wierd concept? How once a long long time ago u and me were once sperm. yup. its an odd thing. But really, think about it. we were once mircroscopic and now we are big. and now we have friends and family and maybe even a pet but all in all we are all just sperm. and an egg. but nevermind the egg that just complicates things. I think its 5ish. i should sleep coz i have to take my gramma to the bank and then to sobeys to buy fruit.
Hey u know what song u should listen to if you want to miss me (and the others, i suppose)… 1979 by smashing pumpkins. and wonderwall by oasis. hahah did i ever tell u about the time I tried to steal a pumkin but I got caught and had to make up a lie about finding it when relaly i stole it? hahaha. well maybe some day i will tell u.
Sorry for this pointless email, but i relaly dont care. why are u still reading this anywyas? jeez go get a life. You SAY ur having crazy adventures but u just cant tear ur eyes away from this page coz deep down inside u know that i am the love ofur life and my worsd of wisdom are like mashed potatoes and gravy for ur soul. hahha. ok.. i should sleep. I hope u enjoyed the fact that I just rambled for about an hour like a fool. I pity the FOOL.
love ya matt, miss ya tons and dont kiss too many gurlies (u never know WHAT those crazy new xxealanders will do with their lips.__) plus id be jealous.
suga luvin,
xx rehhannanaa xxx
hhhokay. - Monday, May. 03, 2004 - 7:50 a.m.
back to the meaningless... - Friday, Apr. 30, 2004 - 10:28 a.m.
YAAAY! - Tuesday, Apr. 27, 2004 - 9:11 p.m.
NOH! - Monday, Apr. 26, 2004 - 11:03 p.m.
hallucinogenic - Sunday, Apr. 25, 2004 - 12:56 a.m.
Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call up the guy and hold the burning fuse to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
Next Thanksgiving, here is a fun trick to play: When the mashed potatoes and turkey are being served, take some of both. But hide your turkey under your mashed potatoes. When your family asks "Don't you want some turkey?," pull the turkey out from under the mashed potatoes and yell "I tricked you!!"
The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called "Dad." We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you.
Probably the worst thing about having King Kong go rampid in your town would be the huge, monster genitalia.
As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint.
I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do.
If when you die you get a choice between pie heaven and regular heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick but if not mmmboy