What does your name mean? Precious. Who the fuck thought of that?(That's right. I'm precious. Now beg, bitch.)
How old are you? 19 years, 1 month, 20 days, 7 hours, 1 minute. Oh, make that 2 minutes.
How old are you mentally (as in are you mature?)? Hee hee you said penis!!! What do you think? I'm mature but young at heart.
Describe yourself in 5 words: insane...crazy...nuts...hyper...psycho? Sweet, unacademically smart (street wise), highly comical...yeah whatever.
How long does it take you get get ready in the morning ? If I'm trying to look presentable, an hour. If not, an hour. HA. No. 30 minutes. But you don't want to see me like that. I smell good, but deep down...

~SLEEP~

Do you remember your dreams? Usually
Describe one. Umm...I wanted a cat. And there were these cats. And there was a mother and her kittens. And they were just balls of fur with no face or paws. They sorta floated around. When I reached to touch one, they sorta...floated away? It was odd. I got my cat eventually. It has paws and a face. No brain though.
What time do you go to bed usually? I aim for 12...usually in bed by 2, asleep at 2:30 or 3. (a.m)
What time do you wake up normally? between 6:30 and 8. Depending on the day.
What time do you wake on weekends? 10? If I can drag my fat ass off my bed. Otherwise, later I suppose.
Do you find waking late nice or annoying? Disgusting. It's a rancid waste of my time.
Do you like school? Well, I like going to school to see people. But I wouldn't go as far as to say I like SCHOOL...
Whats ur fave subject? Right now? Nothing. I love viruses and stuff like that. Diseases, etc. When I take a course like that, that will be my favorite.
Most hated subject? Organic? Biochem? Molecular Evolution? Don't get me started, please.
Do you have a fave teacher? Dr.Burton. God that biochemist has sexy chemistry.
Ever had a crush on a teacher? *LAUGHS AT THE DISGUSTING IRONY* Don't EVER fall into this trap. Crush, no. Highly attracted to, yes.
Are you a maths/science person or an english/drama person? Math/science. Have a knack for math. Should have pursued that. I hate arts students. No offense to whomever this pertains to. It requires no brains whatsoever. I'd rather be an idiot Science student than a brilliant arts student. Although I like to write and read and draw etc.

~FRIENDS~

Do you have heaps of friends? Of "friends" or acquaintances, TONS. How many of you do I actually care about? A few. No offense.
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends? More girls, but I love my few guy friends to bits.
Do you ever get annoyed at any friend? If I get annoyed with you, be glad, because it means I actually care enough about you to get annoyed. So generally, I don't get annoyed. Although some of you can rub me the wrong way from time to time. You don't often though. Except for sluts. I hate sluts. (ahem)
Have you ever lied to a friend? Only to the ones I don't really care for!

~FAMILY~

Do you like your parents? Like, not really...love out of obligation, yes. Although, they somewhat are amazing.
Do you have any siblings? MOST. FUCKING. UNFORTUNATELY.
If so, do you like or get annoyed with them? I like one of them sometimes, but when we fight, I want to beat the pulp out of him. I hate the other one around the clock.
How old are they? 20 and 23? or 22? Who the fuck cares, he acts like he's six anyway.
If not, do you mind being an only child? Sometimes I feel like I'm not even part of the family. How's that for an answer?
Do you not get along with any of your family? Barely. We hate each other in fact. I want to move out.

~RELATIONSHIPS~

*PLEASE TAKE NOTE THAT AT THIS POINT IN THE SURVEY, MY MOOD MIGHT GO FROM HUMOROUSLY SARCASTIC TO FUCKING GODDAMNED BITTER*

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? I do not. But I'm sure you all know that.
How long have you been together? Please see above response.
Most romantic thing they've ever done for you? I think I just choked on a pube.
Do you have a crush? Realistically? Of course. Unrealistically? Of course.
If so, are you in love? Aren't I always? No. I don't fall in love.
Do they know you like them? I'd imagine.
How long have you liked them? Does it matter? Time isn't everything you dolts.
Ever done something stupid to impress them? Ummm...no. If you don't like me, fuck off.
Have you ever experienced unrequited love? What? I'm going to say yes.

~Sex~

Ever had sex? Well, I've raped a few people.
Believe that a person shouldnt have sex before marriage? I don't give a fuck what you do. Just keep the juice to yourself.
Believe in casual sex? Only if it's me and someone I want.
When do you plan/when did you lose your virginity? HEHE. JUNE 23rd, 9:38 p.m!!
Did you regret it? I regret my entire self. Need I say more?

If you died tomorrow what do you beleive will happen to you? Nothing. No one would notice and my blood would flood the bathtub before anyone realized I was gone.

~Morals~

Have you ever been drunk? Uhh...far too many times...I hate to say.
taken drugs? Uhh...I have, yes...
Stolen? Yup.
Shoplifted? Fucktart, isn't this the same as stolen?
Lied to a boyfriend or girlfriend? HAHAHHAHA!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!! I hope, from my insane laughter, you've assumed the answer to this question.
gotten into a fight? Many. Physical, emotional, and just downright low blow fights.
are you more innocent or guilty? Sooooo very guilty...
have you ever had to look after someone who was a drug addict? What the hell? How does this question fall under morals? But yes...
Are you racist? No, I'm totally against racism. Although some people, granted, are funny looking.
Are you discriminatory to anyone? Actually, I don't discriminate. I hate everyone equally. (Please don't judge me by my relatives)

~Media~

Do you watch tons of tv? Probably about an hour or two a week...if even that!
How many times have you been to the movies in the past 6 months? Maybe 5 times...Lord of the Rings (I can't help it, I'm touching myself.) twice...Radio... :)
Do you listen to the radio often? I hate the radio. Sometimes. Not often.
Do you read magazines? Cosmo baby. And a few others I suppose. When they have Mary-Kate and Ashley on it. Or Amanda Bynes...Or Hilary Duff...basically anyone from the new Gen X.
Are you a couch potato? POOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAATOOOOOOOOOO. No, I'm more of a computer chair potato.
Do you use the internet too much? Dude. Totally.

~Music~

Whats your fave style of music? Love everything...really. I do. I have a mood for every type of music
Do you play an instrument? Many actually, MANY MANY MANY.
Do you sing? I do. Wanna hear? I'm not as bad as you think.
Whats your fave band? Umm, is this even a question? LINKIN PARK!!
Why? ONLY BECAUSE THEY'RE AMAZING.
Have you met them before? FUCK OFF!!!! (to those of you who know me well, you will understand my bitterness on this question)
Name 3 cds that youve bought in that last year: Umm, I haven't bought a CD in ages. Except for Stasi. The Dears.
Why did you buy them? Because the stupid whore wanted it and couldn't find it.

~Sport~

Whats your fave sport? Soccer...swimming...but I'm a fan of all sports really. Except curling. I can't watch that. And golf. Can't watch that on TV either.
Whats your fave sport to watch? Soccer. Because I want to do all those hot little figurines that run around so badly. Actually, football if good too. And intense hockey games.
Do you have a fave team of any sort? Leanne has commanded me to like Colorado, but I have a hard time doing so for certain reasons.

~perosnality~

*who the fuck wrote this thing? Can't they fucking spell?*

Are you funny or serious? Umm...I'd say hilarious? Not to toot my own horn or anything w00t
Creative or not? "Creative in a loopy sort of way" Quote Margot. Actually, I'm very creative, and very loopy. I'm not sure if they come together in any way.
Logical thinker or lateral thinker? What? Logic? TUVOK VERSUS TUPAC! AHHAHA MM...Tupac...I'm logical, yes, but I know when logic is lying.
Are you outgoing or shy? Quite outgoing if I'm in the mood. Bitchy if I'm not. Lately I've been pleasant though. (What's up with that?)
Are you lazy or active? Lazy disposition but I prefer being active.
Have you ever been hyperactive? Ummm..I think when I said I'm psycho, you may not have understood me. I'm psycho. Call it what you will.

~Looks~

Are you happy with the way you look? LOL!!!! OHHHHHHHH GOD! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah I'm a sexy bebe. What do you think? <--- Leave a tag.
What would you change? What WOULDN'T I change? Actually. I have some nice features. I can't imagine what they are, but I'm trying to be positive, remember?
Do you wear makeup regularly? Yup, love my lashes long and fluttering. I need them...to win all battles. Sucker people. You know.
Do you have a large wardrobe? It used to be disturbingly and wastefully large, I donated a lot of clothes, and now it's grown again. I don't think this ends. But, alas, I've seen worse.

~Money~

Do you have a job? You could call it that...
Do you like it? I love seeing my boyfriend Ricky.
Are you a saver or a spender? Spender. HA. I'm going to die anyway, might as well be happy, right?
Have you ever been fired? Nope, I quit on the spot!
Are you always broke? Relatively speaking, no. In terms of owning my own Mercedes, yes.

~embarassing moments~

(uh oh...)

Your all time most embarassing moment? Walking down a road. Almost naked. With my male relative walking next to me. After moments before, being forced to remove my clothes in front of about 6 large men. Plus my relative.
Ever snorted drink out your nose? Of course
Ever giggled like an idiot? I'm ALWAYS giggling like an idiot. It makes things all the better!
Ever tripped in front of someone you liked? "HOW ABOUT YOU FALL UP THE STAIRS AND BREAK YOUR FACE COZ IT'S HIDEOUS?" To be honest, I haven't ACTUALLY tripped in front of someone. Although I did walk into a closed door. Three times. In a row.
Ever said something really stupid? Honestly, yes. And then I think about it for YEARS afterwards, yes, YEARS, wishing I wasn't so idiotic at the time.
Ever snorted while laughing? HEHEHEHEH*SNORT*HEHEHHE Yes. When I'm hysterically laughing and sick and can't break through my sinuses.
Ever fallen off a bed? A few times...usually we get so wild that we need a harder surface to work with anyway.
Ever sleepwalked? Would I know? But I DO KNOW! I have. None of that zombie-arms-straight-in-the-air crap though. I went into the kitchen, with a white sheet over my body, and sat in the middle of the floor. Aamir came down and tried to talk to me, but when I didn't respond, he freaked out and left me there. I don't recall doing this, but there were many witnesses. Guess I'm pretty fucked up then!
Ever sleeptalked? All the time. And it's weird because sometimes I wake up just in time to catch myself in the act. And then I look around to make sure no one saw me. I feel pretty dumb then. Sort of like when I'm peeing in my dream and I wake up and think I peed my bed.

~Memories~

Whats your best memory? Would it be sad to say there is not one day that stands out in my life as a great day? Because there isn't. I imagine my birth, could I remember it, would be somewhat grand, but I'm more repulsed by that than anything. Umm...winning karate tournaments, shattering records? Who knows. I love jamming. Just writing music. Good memories, amazing music. OMG THE LINKIN PARK CONCERT. Somebody TAKE ME. Scuba diving in the middle of nowhere, one hundred feet underwater. Flying like a spud (potato) with Wee Wee as we bungee jumped...so many good things. I take that back. I have a lot of memories. Taking slut pictures with Wee Wee and Nad. Being a whore. Being rebellious and going to a huge party and saying we're at Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart. So many.
Worst? Umm...finding people who committed suicide. Trying to bring them back to life. Realizing they're dead. Getting the fuck out of there. Having a gun held to your face and being told to undress? Not great memories, thanks.
Whats the wierdest memory you have? Opening the fridge. Finding a cell phone sitting on the shelf and the milk jug in the cupboard.
Do you have a good memory? Very very good...if I care enough to remember. If I want, I can remember EVERYTHING! GO ME. (Fucking biochem.)

~Thoughts~

Ever had funny thoughts and laughed and no one understood you? I usually get it where I laugh in public to myself. Or I laugh from my room and my family thinks I'm bonkers. Yeah. And also when I speak my own language and laugh to myself. Or laugh at things that aren't funny, like socks, potatoes, and beets.
Whats the first thoughts that come to your head while hearing these words?
cheese- CAN I HAVE SOME CHEEEEESE PLEEEEEEEEASE? Urkel. Family Matters. My hero.
rubber - condoms, of course.
clothes- shopping. MM. big- Me.
dress- I still and always have wanted a black dress with straps...because I think every woman should have one! They're downright sexy.
jacket- Minx. Don't ask.
polyester- melting to my skin and making me go insane with pain?
kite- Being chased by a dog as I ran away with my kite and then it jumping on me.
washing- The crabs are back.