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The Lubiously Bovious Dictionary.
Aaaaaahhh - A sound of fear, emitted by homophobes in the presence or viewing of homosexuals doing the dirty.
Abuhh? - Unsure of this term. Used often in situations of confusion and/or misunderstanding.
Baff - gay (but this is the bad gross gay that you do not want to be)
Bovious - when something is Bviously gay (but the good gay)
Lubious - good gay. Especially when it is boviously lubious.
Oklay - when u agree to something, it is the far cooler way to say “ok.”
Peen - The incident of taking a urine test and urinating on your hand. Please note: Due mostly to bad aim.
Gaynuss - the origin of the “new way” to say gay.
Booblessosity - when u look like a man but u are a woman because you have no boobs. And possibly a moustache. Also known as, no boobs.
Yus - yes with a passion “YUS! That s a scrumptious BUN”
Noh - No but with much more force in it. Like “ NOHHH!”
Bah - the sound of frustration or anger. Usually due to baff-like people such as your parental units.
Eoe - sounds like eeyoee. Please take note: This word sound serves no purpose.
a. - place at the end of every word to make it lubious and/or Bovious.
Gaynah - used in the context “you are so gaynah.” Usually referring to an individual’s mannerisms.
NOOD - Nude, naked, un-clothed, dancing in your nuddy pants. (preferably in the preference of hot sexy fine ass foxy twins)
Laff - when something is larry, you omit a noise called a laff. (Rapidly replacing the common term "laugh").
Larry - when something is extremely comical and you laff a lot at it, for example mr. Nice’s jig.
MEEP - when a situation is going well, you omit this sound of joy. Can be used in other instances, pending the circumstances.
Dum - when you are stoopid.
Stoopid - refers to people who are quite dum. Or really drunk.
Jeebus - the politically correct way of saying jesus for brown people.
Bus bus bus-a-lus - nobody really knows what it means, but it is a series of sounds ommited when a large orange bus is in view. (for more information regarding this term, please contact the author of the site)
Nice. - An abrupt statement to end a pointless sentence. For example: Nice.
Boobage - The generous squeezing of two breasts to generate what is more commonly known as "cleavage".
Sick Sick Sick- When something is disgusting and/or disturbing. A prime example: Baff’s hairy hobbit feet and treasure trail.
hhhokay. - Monday, May. 03, 2004 - 7:50 a.m.
back to the meaningless... - Friday, Apr. 30, 2004 - 10:28 a.m.
YAAAY! - Tuesday, Apr. 27, 2004 - 9:11 p.m.
NOH! - Monday, Apr. 26, 2004 - 11:03 p.m.
hallucinogenic - Sunday, Apr. 25, 2004 - 12:56 a.m.
Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call up the guy and hold the burning fuse to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
Next Thanksgiving, here is a fun trick to play: When the mashed potatoes and turkey are being served, take some of both. But hide your turkey under your mashed potatoes. When your family asks "Don't you want some turkey?," pull the turkey out from under the mashed potatoes and yell "I tricked you!!"
The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called "Dad." We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you.
Probably the worst thing about having King Kong go rampid in your town would be the huge, monster genitalia.
As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint.
I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do.
If when you die you get a choice between pie heaven and regular heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick but if not mmmboy