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Rumor has it…I’m hot?? Well that sure came as a shock. Well, no, I can pull it off if I have to…but hey, it’s great to be told you look good, isn’t it? Especially from people you’d never expect to say it! Okay maybe “hot” was a little extreme on my part, but I pulled off “good”, right? Go me. Granted, I know I’m hot. Just have a lot of extra weight. If that’s possible. Stupid extra weight, imagine how much more amazing I’d be if it DID NOT exist. Well, enough of getting rid of it. All of a sudden, I’m just drawing in the males…I don’t know what I’m doing different (well, maybe because I’m single) but they’re just coming in droves off the streets…and we’re talking high-quality males…some are the types I’ve fantasized about (because they’re drop-dead gorgeous AND amazing)…Wow, whoever thought my loving nature could do this! It’s finally paying off. But then…who to pick??? DAMMIT, someone pick me please, because I’m too indecisive.
Wee Wee, my goods (boobage) is a task. FYI. But they do the trick, no? What a WONDERFUL underwear set…it makes me look so nice. Damn Brazillian panties…they’re gorgeous. Especially on me ;) Okay that was too far again.
My once horrendous days are now looking brighter (thanks to my Rainbow Boy)…HAHA and you never thought I’d get you wrapped and LOOK AT ME GO…never underestimate the power of a charming and gorgeous woman…we’ll have you hooked before you even realize it…and you won’t realize it until it’s too late. It’s really late, and I have a really bad headache…I should sleep, but I’m clearly not.
I got an A in that class I swore I failed. An A. I stared at the mark for like five minutes before it registered. In much joy, I consumed a large dinner. And then another dinner several hours later. And treated myself to my lingerie…to which some of you have witnessed already…
You know when you love being friends with someone but don’t want to freak them out by blatantly stating this? Well I love being friends with you, so too bad, I just blatantly stated this. Let’s be better friends, shall we? (I hope that didn’t freak you out, because it freaked me out, and I’m the one who said it.) :)
My mom leaves on Wednesday…I feel sorry for her still, but hey, she gets to go to Trinidad…although the circumstances are horrid. Feel free to adorn me with love, as it would be greatly appreciated right about ALWAYS. But also now.
*SIGH* TOO MANY MEN…but, of course, the one I want, is entirely unattainable! I suppose I should get over it…but it’s so HHHHARD. In fact, I imagine he’s oblivious. But all men are oblivious, so that isn’t saying much. I have my biochem lab tomorrow, but I’m in such a good mood, that I’m going to go into that place with a huge smile on my face and I’m gonna have a great time in there, because that’s what life is about. Having fun along the way to your goals. I’m gonna have fun, and I’m going to reach my goals (I’m going to be in school for a VERY long time to come…) But in the end, it will be worth it. And all the people I’ve picked up along the way…I think I’ve finally found the people that make a difference in my life, and you are the people I needed from the start…better late than never, I say!
As for the MIA…well, I’m working on that…that will take much dedication and lots of struggling…but dammit Rainbow…don’t ditch out please!
Going to Toronto soon…looking forward to that. Must get several things: digital camera (because my mom will have ours in Trinidad…) and need an iPod. I was going to get the Creatives, but iPods are built of pure quality, even though I’m not the greatest Mac fan, but they finally did SOMETHING right! (JK Wee Wee, your Mac rules…but reminds me of a certain someone…*puke*)…
2:18 a.m…my stomach is really hurting, and my back…and I’m not sure why. I need a massage…very very badly…DAMMIT WHERE ARE MY MEN? Someone offer yourself please? Thanks.
Have a great day everyone…the world has started to turn again…
Love from MOI.
(If you don’t know who MOI is…I think you’ve hit the wrong page…) DAMMIT, it’s ME!
hhhokay. - Monday, May. 03, 2004 - 7:50 a.m.
back to the meaningless... - Friday, Apr. 30, 2004 - 10:28 a.m.
YAAAY! - Tuesday, Apr. 27, 2004 - 9:11 p.m.
NOH! - Monday, Apr. 26, 2004 - 11:03 p.m.
hallucinogenic - Sunday, Apr. 25, 2004 - 12:56 a.m.
Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call up the guy and hold the burning fuse to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
Next Thanksgiving, here is a fun trick to play: When the mashed potatoes and turkey are being served, take some of both. But hide your turkey under your mashed potatoes. When your family asks "Don't you want some turkey?," pull the turkey out from under the mashed potatoes and yell "I tricked you!!"
The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called "Dad." We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you.
Probably the worst thing about having King Kong go rampid in your town would be the huge, monster genitalia.
As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint.
I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do.
If when you die you get a choice between pie heaven and regular heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick but if not mmmboy